Effects
- Euphoric
- Refined
- Comfortable
Terpene Profile
Lab data coming soon.
How It Feels
Birthday Crasher — Indica-dominant hybrid Sweet vanilla and cake flavors with an earthy hint that evoke a birthday cake. It stands out for its high CBGA content, which provides a more balanced and nuanced profile. It offers warm and pleasant relaxation along with a sense of well-being, perfect for resting without losing functionality. Total THC: 16.8% | THCA: 19.2% | CBGA: 1.06% (highest in the group)
Certificate of Analysis (COA)
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is what you sell legal?
Yes. All our products are derived from hemp with less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC, in compliance with the 2018 Farm Bill. Every product comes with a Certificate of Analysis (COA) from an independent lab.
How does the product ship?
Via USPS Priority Mail in discreet, unbranded packaging. The sender shows as Merge Media LLC. Takes 2 to 5 business days within the USA. More details in our shipping policy.
Will USPS deliver it normally?
Yes. USPS is the official carrier for hemp products under the Farm Bill. There's no special procedure — it arrives like any other package. See shipping policy.
What if police stop me with the product?
Every package includes a copy of the COA with potency results. This proves the product complies with federal regulation. Even so, we recommend consuming privately and verifying your state's laws.
How long does delivery take?
2 to 5 business days via USPS Priority. Orders placed before 12:00 PM CST ship the same day. Full details in the shipping policy.
What if I don't like the product?
If you receive a defective or damaged product, contact us within 48 hours and we'll replace it. If you broke the seal we can't accept the return for health regulation reasons. See refund policy.
How do I know the product is real?
Every strain has its COA visible at the bottom of the product page, with potency results signed by an independent lab (Pinnacle Analytics, Oregon).
Do you accept crypto or cash?
For now we only process electronic payments through our specialized processor. We'll be enabling more options soon.
Do you ship to my state?
We ship to most states in the continental US. Restricted states: see shipping policy. If your state is restricted, the order will be canceled and refunded.
Is the packaging discreet?
Yes. No external markings, no brand name on the label, reinforced inner seal. Nobody will know what you're carrying.
